For the next Wallace Invasion...

It was this crazy all week...

Random Things We Know Now:

*Aidan and Kyle have to match. Always.
*A 10 year old girl named Merci is the only one who can control 9 younger cousins age 9 to 2.
*Mike & Heidi's kids need only a 30 minute power nap to sustain themselves into the wee hours of the night.
*When in doubt, tattle.
*Who needs water parks when you have a slip 'n' slide and a half deflated kiddie pool?
*As it turns out, Wallace brotherly bonding occurs best when Lucky Charms and X-Box 360s are involved.
*In reference to said Wallace brothers, whoever came up with that genetic personality trait business was totally on to something.
*According to Kyle, worms taste like cotton candy.
*Never exit the Great Mall parking lot after fireworks on the west side.
*When attempting to feed 10 kids 10 and under for any length of time, hire a personal cook.
*Floors get really sticky after a week of feeding said cousins.
*No matter how environmentally friendly you are, buy paper plates.
*Francine can transform ordinary canned roast beef into the most heavenly delicious tacos you'll ever taste, in this life or the next.
*It is a scientifically proven fact that it is an impossibility to get 16 people out of the house before 11am. I dare anyone to try it.
*Blueberry picking is at its best before 11am.

More to come...